jussa FAT theory....

Hey people,..this is a fun fact. This is some theory which my stupid fat friend and his dorky fat friend came up with claimed true to the cause. It goes some thing like this;

Theory: Did you knw, it is very vital that fat people exist. That being said is to maintain the balance of the magnetism of attracting the opposite sex ( in his case, its pretty much the both :s).

Now ma tall buddy tells to his face that’s utter nuisance. What the f’,..what the f’ would any one would wanna juss b fat for god knws why or any reason at all!? DAMN rite u look at ur self in the mirror and repeat to your self, daymne, I will loose a couple of ounces tomoro!!…me juss happen to be there inside the same room with the guys which was my misfortune but what ma ears heard next is something I wudn wanna not share with u people. My fat stupid friend in a desperate attempt to prove his theory, he actually said even I could hit it off with a 9 pointa among women,.WOW!!!*wink wink*..thats if they were in the picture. Hez gota point there but doesn’t comply in anyway of sustaining a balance which he claimed at first or rather that hot women are juss pretty-damn-stupid?! But then what happen to the fat people?,..do they vanish into thin air or juss Pooof!?! He neva said such a compliment to me before coz I am the smallest in the lot. Heheh :D Having a glorious moment rite there and then,..my buddy asks him again…but why?!..why would you not wanna to look good?!, …my guess coz maybe he wont be able to sing one of his favorite song “ heeeaaaaad, shoulders, flabs n flabs n flabs n hips n hips n hips n knees n toes…!!!” ?! …and the argument went on abit…but you all knw the real reason behind all this crap and hot air blowing… for them not to go playing football..or sports or finding an excuse juss not to exercise!! :D hahaaa.